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Just For Laughs!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =…..divorce

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH
man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Newer Post!

Since I don't go out everyday during hols...
I re-read all of my novels...
It's kinda funny 'cuz I knew what's gonna happen on the next page..
I even knew how it ends...
Wanted to buy new novels but wasn't really into the mood for book shopping...
I may be a Bibliophile but I sure ain't a Bibliomaniac...

There was this one fine day when I feel so free so I took the dictionary and starts to read it like a storybook.. [where else do you think I found those "Biblio" words eh?]
Some words do caught my attentions though such as :-

Abitur
-(in Germany) a set of examinations taken in the final year of secondary school.
[Abiturientenexamen 'leavers' examination']

Altar Boy
- a boy who acts as a priest's assistant during a service..
*this word kinda remind me of a dog's food, Atta Boy!

Amazon
- a member of a legendary race of female worriors believed by the ancient Greeks to exist in
Scythia
[Greek: a-without mazoz-breast, reffering to the …